Do you ever see your best friend, the platonic love of your life, drop such a gorgeous, jaw-dropping photo, your heart stops for a minute, but you’re not sure what to comments on your friend’s post in order to properly celebrate her for the goddess she is?
You know your friend deserves the attention, and want to do everything you can to hype to them up.
You are their confidante, their photographer, and their cheerleader. It’s practically your job to be the first like on their every Instagram post, as well as the first in the comments singing their praises. After all, a true best friend is supposed to be there to make sure they don’t flop.
People need to know your bestie is the greatest, but how can you possibly do that succinctly in less than 50 words without writing a super intense soliloquy that would drive everyone (including her potential suitors) away?
It is a really careful balance to strike. Too raunchy and you might get your best friend reported. Too inside-jokey, and no one will get it.
Because this is not between the two of you, it is the two of you and also her hundreds of followers, you need to keep the comments on your friend’s post professional, but heartfelt — and we put this list of Instagram comment ideas together to help you out.
62 Things to Say to Your Best Friend in Instagram Comments to Hype Her Up
Good Comments for Instagram
1. Blessing my feed once again.
2. Hottest influencer in town… [heart eyes emojis]
3. Wow, yet another accidental girlboss moment! [laughing emoji]
4. Not pictured: me squatting next to the planter to get your angles.
5. Wow, another busy day of being obsessed with you.
6. Hottie alert!
7. Why doesn’t this post have a million more likes?
8. Excuse me Queen, you dropped this: [crown emoji].
9. A whole Goddess.
10. I need this picture framed!
Compliments for your best friends’ photos
11. Leave some sexy for the rest of us! [fire emojis]
12. Why does it seem that your hot girl summer lasts all year?
13. Ma’am, please slow down! My heart can’t keep up [panting emoji]
14. Fits are perfect once again [sigh] but what else is new.
15. Ma’am I have feelings for you, please respond.
16. This is the best picture I have come across today.
17. Excuse me, folks. Everyone needs to double-tap on this picture ASAP. It’s the most beautiful thing you will ever see.
18. This beauty has no boundaries.
19. This post definitely deserves a yasss queen!
20. Excuse me, but who is this model I’m following?
Comments for Your Friends’ Selfies
21. Never seen a selfie of yours that I didn’t like.
22. Sorry to disturb you, gorgeous, but can I please have your number?
23. You are the only VS model I need. [heart]
24. You are the hottest thing to grace the planet since the Yucatan meteor destroyed those dinosaurs.
25. You look so fresh you look like you’d be a 13 dollar salad.
26. You better have a tip jar because you are serving looks!
27. Please step on me, it would be an honor.
28. Please break my heart, you would be so good at it. [panting emoji]
29. Damn, that smile is so dangerous.
30. How do you make a phone selfie look like it was taken by a professional cameraman?
Cute Instagram Comments
31. Blessed my eyes once again. [star-eye emoji]
32. You are unreal. [heart eyes]
33. Gosh, looks like the sun came out.
34. This outfit deserves applause. (Clap emojis)
35. Sending this picture to NASA because you are a star.
36. Finally, a photo worth a billion.
37. Hey, you promised to return my shirt soon.
38. No one should be allowed to look so cute. How did you do it?
39. You are a symbol of beauty.
40. I love your curly hair!!!
Comments for Group Pics
41. You gals look like you can slay a Roman Army.
42. Bestie time is the best time.
43. My wifeys for life.
44. When worst comes to worst, squad comes first.
45. Because we have each others’ backs.
46. Friends who slay together, stay together.
47. Find your tribe, love them hard.
48. Not sisters by blood, but sisters by heart.
49. They hate us because they ain’t us.
50. Kind people are my kinda people.
51. We only roll with goddesses.
52. Can we please repeat this day?!
Funny Comments for Your Friends’ Posts
53. Life alert! I’ve tripped and fallen for a sexy woman… [sad emoji]
54. Stop, drop, and roll! My bestie is straight fire!
55. Gosh baby, can I slide? [tongue emoji]
56. Back off boys, she’s taken!!
57. Hey baby, you up? [eggplant emoji]
58. Please trophy wife me up already! What are you waiting for?? [pleading eyes emoji]
59. Wow, you look so fire the NYFD got 911 calls!
60. You are so fierce boogeymen would be scared of you.
61. Master, teach me how to take selfies like you.
62. You’re literally the definition of fun in the dictionary.
Jessica Xing is a writer who covers social media, love, culture, and relationships.