Whether you are having sex with someone you just met or with someone you’ve known your whole life, it is an experience that never gets old (we hope!).
If you still get butterflies when you kiss your significant other after years of being together or after sending flirty quotes and sexy quotes with a guy you just met, that means something!
But sex and relationships don’t always have to be serious. In fact, it’s better to have a sense of humor in the bedroom, especially if you find yourself falling off the bed or hitting your head on the wall — it has happened to me and I bet it’s happened to you, too, but do you let that stop you from having fun? Of course not!
If you can make sex and flirting a fun, lighthearted experience, then you have graduated beyond the hundreds of advice columns that tell us all how to make our relationships last and how to fall in love.
Flirty comments and sexual flirty quotes are all about getting your partner excited for you. Make sure your messages include attention-grabbing quotes so you can turn your partner on fast.
When sending flirty texts, pull out all the stops and show your husband, partner, or even your one-night stand what you are made of. Sending sexual flirting quotes and a sexy pickup line is the perfect way of getting yourself on your partner’s or crush’s radar and wanting more from you!
Here are 27 flirty quotes and sexy catchphrases to grab his attention.
1. “Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?”
2. “You are the cheese to my macaroni.”
3. “I’d shave my legs for you.”
4. “I hope your day is as nice as my butt.”
5. “Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren’t naked right now.”
6. “Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you’re running through it … naked.”
7. “I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”
8. “You’re in my inappropriate thoughts.”
9. “Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I’ve done all day.”
10. “If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”
11. “You’re my butter half.”
12. “Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”
13. “I’m in the mood for pizza … a pizza you.”
14. “I’d bone you.”
15. “I’m lucky because I have plans for today, for tomorrow, for the week, and for my whole life—to make you happy.”
16. “Each time I see you, your smile gives me light.“
17. “I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.“
18. “You know you’re pretty… pretty amazing.”
19. “Let’s flip a coin! Heads — you’re mine; tails — I’m yours.”
20. “God created the world in six days but it took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful…. as You!”
21. “If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.”
22. “You are constantly in my thoughts, and surely you have occupied a place in my heart.”
23. “Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.”
24. “A day without sunshine is a day without you.” — Kenna
25. “You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me!”
26. “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it right back!”
27. “Hi, I’m just planning my future and I wanted to ask you: Are you free for the rest of your life?”
Emily Ratay is a full-time writer living in Pittsburgh. She’s passionate about the environment and feminism, and knows that anything is possible in the right pair of shoes.