101 Best Kinky Sex Quotes To Get You In The Mood
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There’s nothing like kinky, dirty sex quotes to get you and your partner in the mood. Sometimes it’s hard for couples to get turned on — you want to have sex, but work, stress, or everyday family life can get in the way of that connection. 

No relationship can stay in one place forever, so the best way to work through a rough patch or spice up a sexless marriage is to use hot sex quotes to turn up the heat and find that spark again.

Ready to get down and dirty? Try sending these sex quotes to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife via text to let them know you are thinking about them and get them in the mood. 

Here are 101 of the best dirty, kinky sex quotes to turn you and your partner back on.

1. “Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.”

2. “Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired.” — Mae West

3. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” — Oscar Wilde

4. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” — Woody Allen

5. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” — Mae West

6. “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

7. “We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” — Marilyn Monroe

8. “Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” — Hunter S. Thompson

9. “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” — Betty Friedan

10. “Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.” — Jess C. Scott

11. “Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.” — Richard P. Feynman

12. “Sex is an emotion in motion.” — Mae West

13. “Your face would look better between my legs.”

14. “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” — Woody Allen

15. “And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.” — Kurt Vonnegut

16. “She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.” — Dorothy Parker

17. “For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.” — Isabel Allende

18. “Sick and perverted always appeals to me.” — Madonna

19. “The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.” — Leonardo da Vinci

20. “I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.”

21. “When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.”

22. “I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.” — Henry Miller

23. “A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” — Alessandra Torre

24. “I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t ever realize you’re on the floor.” — David Levithan

25. “I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it.” — Samantha Young

26. “I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.”

27. “I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

28. “The art of seduction is knowing what she really wants and slowly giving it to her in a way that takes her breath away.”

29. “Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.” — Jess C Scott

30. “So sweet and delicious do I become, when I am in bed with a man who, I sense, loves and enjoys me, that the pleasure I bring excels all delight, so the knot of love, however tight it seemed before, is tied tighter still.” — Veronica Franco

31. “Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.” — Helen Gurley Brown

32. “When it’s so good you’re shaking.”

33. “You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.” — Grace Willows

34. “Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.” — Emma Chase

35. “The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.” — Dylan Thomas

36. “She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.” — Alexander McCall Smith

37. “I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.” — Karen Marie Moning

38. “I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”

39. “Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sexuality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors.” — Alejandra Pizarnik

40. “Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.” — Richard P. Feynman

41. “Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” — John Barrymore

42. “Eve: “Keep your mind off sex.” Roake: “Why? It’s so happy there.” — J.D. Robb

43. “Sex pretty much cures everything.” — Chuck Palahniuk

44. “You. Me. Bed. Now.” — Raimonda B.

45. “I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” — George Burns

46. “You keep runnin’ that mouth and I’m goin’ to take you back there and screw you.” — Cormac McCarthy

47. “She tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed, our tongues playing together.” — Selena Kitt

48. “This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning.” — Michael Ondaatje

49. “Take her like it’s the first time and the last time every single time.” — JmStorm

50. “Save water. Shower together.”

51. “Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me.”

52. “Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.”

53. “I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top …”

54. “When the sex is so good that you’re sore for days.”

55. “Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.”

56. “Be naked when I get home.”

57. “Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.”

58. “Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”

59. “Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”

60. “It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.”

61. “Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.”

62. “You can stay, but your clothes must go.”

63. “I want to taste me on your fingers.”

64. “Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.”

65. “I’m a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough.”

66. “Blow me.”

67. “Let’s make love, then have hot dirty sex.”

68. “I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”

69. “I licked it so it’s mine.”

70. “I have sex with you a lot in my head.”

71. “If I was naked in front of you right now, what would you do to me?”

72. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

73. “I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.”

74. “Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.”

75. “Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk!”

76. “Let’s make out, have sex, cuddle, and have a deep talk. Then let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”

77. “Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.”

78. “Let’s do some ‘we shouldn’t be doing this’ things.”

79. “Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee…”

80. “The key to a great marriage — keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”

81. “Go ahead. Touch it.”

82. “When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” — Mae West

83. “Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”

84. “The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”

85. “Naked cuddles are the best cuddles.”

86. “When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.” — Jim Morrison

87. “Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like …”

88. “Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”

89. “If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.”

90. “I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”

91. “My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.”

92. “If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…”

93. “Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.”

94. “Get your ass in my bed.”

95. “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

96. “Tease me until I’m begging for it.”

97. “Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

98. “I wanna do bad things to you.”

99. “I just want you to be happy. And naked.”

100. “The best things in life make you sweaty.”

101. “I need you and I want you. Butt naked. In my bed. Right now.”

Kayla Cavanagh is an editor and writer living in Central Florida covering relationship and pop-culture topics.

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