Love is a beautiful, beautiful thing. Totally. I’m not even kidding. At all.
I have been in love and I agree — it can be the absolute BEST feeling in the universe.
Except, of course, when it totally sucks.
Or when everyone around you seems to be reveling in it, while your own love life vaguely resembles that of the old woman in the Twilight Zone episode who screams at the man calling her late at night to leave her alone, only to find out the call was coming from the grave of her departed fiance, who promises to do as she says, leaving her alone, once again, forever. As Rod Serling says, “Case in point, Miss Elva Keene, who in every sense has made her own bed and now must lie in it, sadder, but wiser, by dint of a rather painful lesson in responsibility, transmitted from the Twilight Zone.”
(Not like that’s ever happened to me or anything. But, you know, it could I guess. Anyway …)
Love can take you to the highest of heights, while sometimes you just want to kick that chubby little cupid baby in the shins.
Of course, it would be unwise to take out such frustrations directly on either the one you love or people you care about who are in love, because tomorrow is always another day, and what if you feel differently?
The only option that really makes sense is to handle your difficult moments with the grace that can only be found in true passive-aggressive form — saying what you mean in a back-handed manner so you can deny what you really meant if ever called to the carpet on it.
No, no, no, silly! That is not the way to go. At all. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT ADVICE.
What you can do, however, is find a way to laugh.
Here are 10 hilarious passive-aggressive quotes about love you should NOT say in anger, but you MUST save for times you’re ready to nail some Cupid butt to the wall.
If you’re searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) … look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we’ve got you covered.
“If you want to be loved, be lovable. Also, being hot as f**k helps too.”
“Love is a flower you’ve got to let grow. And, like all flowers, if you feed it enough bullshit, it should be just fine.”
“My man woke up this morning with a BIG smile on his face. Man, do I love me some Sharpees.”
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry, because you were fucking right.”
“All I know is I hope that one day I will truly love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.”
“I love you SO MUCH more today than I did yesterday. Yesterday you REALLY pissed me the EFF off.”
“Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you. Like a stalker or a student loan company’s collections department.”
“No, I prayed for someone TO like you.”
“You can’t blame gravity for falling in love. But, you CAN blame it for mudslides, so remember — gravity is an asshole.”
“Where there is love, there is life. Provided that love is accompanied by sunlight, water, oxygen, and a series of carbohydrates, lipids, proteins and nucleic acids.”
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